Fat Bloke Conquers Shap
From Penrith we made our way about 11 miles still climbing to Shap village where we found a convenient seat to have our salads. Girding our loins we set off for the last climb to the summit of Shap amid beautiful scenery all around us. The weather was good with the wind behind us but it was still really hard. My muscles were screaming and my bum aching. I found my mind wandering and I kept coming back to the issue of the nether regions and how to ease the pressure, all sorts crossed my mind and I thought I had the ideal solution! I would get some sheepskin and Put in my pants. I discussed this amazing idea with Neil when we stopped and we decided I would buy just one slipper and cut it up, or Neil suggested a mitten or maybe a muff, I had to stop the conversation here.
Fat Girl Conquers Shap
Eventually we summited Shap, I was a bit dissapointment there was no flag like on Everest but the good thing was a massive downhill, we flew down and I was terrified! A few more miles of gentle uphills and more down brought us to Kendal and The Old School House B&B. We have decided to have a day off here, stay two nights as it's right in town and Kendal should have enough to keep us occupied.
Im not sure its possible to purchase a single slipper, maybe Neil could make use of the other? However I suggest steak, you could cook it up in the evening pre-tenderised.
ReplyDeleteLLSP that's disgusting, anyway we don't have a stove!
DeleteWhen I first started spinning classes, I had dire need of a gel seat. After a few weeks, somebody nicked it. Oddly, I found that I no longer needed the gel seat. I am much intrigued as to just what has occurred in my nether regions to render them no longer sensitive???
ReplyDeleteHmm, don't know Trish, but I can tell you it hasn't happened for me yet!!
DeleteYou look like a skinny Noodle to me, well done though. Great progress. apparently there is a button in your setup that says set location (or something) and it will allow us (very comfy)armchair followers to see on a map what your progress has been.
ReplyDeleteNo Mike , not skinny at all, in fact I don't think any different! But hopefully a bit slimmer later. Interesting about the location button, I will look into that so you can follow us. Off to Garstang tomorrow then Northwich hopefully. had a good rest today.
DeleteMy shop is 6 miles from Northwich. I'd be more than happy to meet you and bring sheepskin & clean knickers if you like x
ReplyDeletedo you have knickers in neil's size trisha?
ReplyDeleteTo match his lycra of course :-)ha ha
DeleteI am worried he may be getting to like Lycra!
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